Guai怪Sau兽Jai仔

2009-11-03T22:17:00.001+08:00

感謝你給了我一個充分的理由。。。
我有答案了。。。

是時候該走了。。。

Dilemma

2009-11-02T10:44:00.002+08:00

兩難。。。

面對現實，我緊鎖眉骨。
活在夢想，我眉開眼笑。

一個人需要活下去的動力，一個讓你能繼續前進的原因。
行尸走肉般的活著，侵蝕著我的靈魂。

我握著什么了嗎？
我擁有了什么？

我想逃離。。。
我快憋不住了。。。

Joke of the day :)

2009-06-24T11:29:00.014+08:00

Phew~ it's so dusty and full of spider web here.
:P

Alright, let's start with the joke of the day~ :)

A friend of mine posted this on his Facebook wall....

I was thinking: Wow~ finally the precious vaccine already released?! That's a good news to everyone on earth man!

Then a friend of him was arguing whether we should wear mask or take vaccine with him...

At this point, I did some research on the vaccine released....
Was wondering "How come such big news never appear in news wan!! Just keep asking us wear mask and wash hand only~"
Apparently I failed to get any news on that...
Instead, I get this from MSNBC....

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BASEL, Switzerland - Swiss pharmaceuticals company Novartis AG said Friday it has successfully produced a first batch of swine flu vaccine weeks ahead of expectations.

The vaccine was made in cells, rather than grown in eggs as is usually the case with vaccines, the company said.

The announcement comes a day after the World Health Organization declared swine flu, also known as the H1N1 virus, a pandemic. The move indicates that a global outbreak is under way. WHO says drugmakers will likely have vaccines approved and ready for sale after September.

Novartis said it would use the first batch of vaccine for pre-clinical evaluation and testing. It is also being considered for clinical trials, the company said.

The vaccine was produced at a Novartis plant in Marburg, Germany. Novartis said the facility could potentially produce millions of doses of vaccine a week.

A second plant is being built in Holly Springs, N.C., the company said.

Novartis said more than 30 governments have requested vaccine supplies, including the U.S. Department of Health and Human Service, which placed a $289 million order in May.

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So....I commented on his wall too....

Let's see what my friend replied on this.....

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Okie.....sorry for not using my "common sense" but just simply believe what I read from the news.....

I think we have our cure now, maybe WHO and health ministry from all over the world should seek his consultation IMMEDIATELY before everything is too late.

God Save Us All.

Key Facts:

What medications are available to treat swine flu infections in humans?
There are four different antiviral drugs that are licensed for use in the US for the treatment of influenza: amantadine, rimantadine, oseltamivir and zanamivir. While most swine influenza viruses have been susceptible to all four drugs, the most recent H1N1 influenza viruses isolated from humans are resistant to amantadine and rimantadine.

Is there a vaccine for swine flu?
Vaccines are available to be given to pigs to prevent swine influenza. There is no vaccine to protect humans from swine flu. The seasonal influenza vaccine will likely help provide partial protection against swine H3N2, but not swine H1N1 viruses.

key facts source: CDC

红雨晴 Review

2008-12-24T13:24:00.004+08:00

刚刚拿到了红雨晴的CD，觉得整体的设计还不赖！男主唱RED长得有几分像杜德伟，而女主唱雨晴听说真人长得象JOLIN，错过了昨晚的签唱会，没有看到是不是真的。。。
很喜欢这个专辑的colour tone, 特让人觉得酷酷的感觉，全摆脱了陈旧的设计感。
是让人拿在手中有设计，　有质感的一张专辑，　还未听里面完的歌都已经会有“这应该会是一张好听的”感觉。。。
不得不承认视觉在人的1st impression　是多麽的重要。。。

先谈谈我对主打歌的感觉吧。。《〈十五次分手〉〉
哟~第一次听还真的有点分不清这一段是RED 还是雨晴的声音呢。。
雨情的声线是属于比较低沉而扎实的，然而一唱到高音部分时却非常的有爆发力，是一副让人会上瘾的声音呢。。
然而有一部分的人却不喜欢她不太feminine 的声线，可是我却觉得这绝对是一副好嗓音！唱功也是非常的稳。。
至于RED托 （哈哈，喜欢这样叫他，好像日本名 RED托-ＳＨＡＮＧ的感觉), 竟然有少少。。。。Ehm...有点老派的抖音也～可是却是他自己独有的唱风吧～他还可以飙蛮高音的!!两人的声音配合得刚刚好，有互补到。
这首歌的chorus 可是能让人嚷嚷上口的，　第一次听就能在我的脑海里keep replay, 不错不错。。。
只是两人的高音好像飙得有一些辛苦哦～～哈哈，整体来说是一首不错听的歌！

<<大爱>>
这一首歌的音乐一开始有一点FIR的感觉。。。
可是主歌verse 的部分感觉处理还不够成熟，旋律好像并不是很顺的。
副歌chorus部分却不错，两人的和音听起来是和谐的。。
发现一点，这两人的声音真的很confuse也。。蛮多高音部分都由RED托负责。。满特别的。。
本人并不是很欣赏RED托的唱风，总觉得有说不出口的感觉，也许是那老派的抖音以及发音的不准吧~尤其在Verse的部分。。。可是RED托在chorus部分的唱风我是ok 的。。。也许需要一些矫正，他的成长是让人期待的。
过渡句的部分有像梁静茹的一首歌（不记得什么歌名了)
Instrumental 过门的部分处理得不够好，没有层次感。。。也许分段加强instrumental会比较让人觉得到底每段要focus的是什么，也会比较有层次。
ending的rap+过渡句好像有点多余了。。。。
整体：OK...可以一听。。chorus 部分会让人爱上的!

<<七音天使>>
第三首的歌， RED托摇身一变成了李忠盛大哥的感觉
我相信这首歌是要处理的像几个爱音乐的伙伴在玩band的感觉，也说明音乐人对音乐的坚持以及理念，也非常enjoy玩音乐的时光。。。
让人可惜的是不够味儿，既然要像live band的感觉，为何不多加这方面的感觉下去呢？
也许制作人不想让人觉得太过火，可是，我觉得既然是唱颂玩音乐的，为何不放肆一些呢？应该让听的人也能感觉到你们在玩音乐时的快乐与HIGH呀！！两位主唱也没让人有交际的感觉，也可以多加些自己的口气， relax多些。。。
在这首歌我觉得RED托会比雨晴好一些。。也许RED托在制作音乐方面比较有感觉以及心得，比较可以感受到他的“放”。
也许雨晴的声音比较闷骚型的吧。。。我觉得可以多加自己的感觉，口气，想法在这首歌。。。。
整体：不够完美，可惜可惜。。。不然这将会是非常爽的歌！有点期待现场听到红雨晴JAM这首歌，应该会比较有感觉，比较HIGH，雨晴的驻唱魅力届时也能发挥出来吧！加油！

还有好多首歌呢！！！！不能再写下去了，老板会骂！！
听完了觉得还不错！虽然在某些小细节上处理的还不够完美，可是这也代表还有改善以及发展的空间， 红雨晴的成长是非常让人期待的！是绝对值得支持的。。。

支持大马音乐，我们本地的歌手也是很棒的！

Dear colleagues.....

2008-09-05T06:17:00.005+08:00

It's almost time to let you all know....

**ahem...warming up to start writing this blog again...will let you all know what's the thing i wanna announce soon**

All-time Favorite

2008-03-25T21:03:00.005+08:00

Thanks for lighting up my day....Ken Lee....
Oh no...is Valentina Hasan... :D

"Tulibu dibu douchoo"

It's been awhile......

2008-02-25T22:10:00.005+08:00

that I didn't post anything at here...not just that, I didn't occasionally "visit" my own blog...what a shame.... :P
Since my client side blocked us from accessing most of the sites (from messenger to all blogs, everything regarding entertainment, share, investment..u name it..) and attempting to make everyone in the company as "working robot"..I just don't feel like visiting any blogs anymore too...
Even when I'm at home, when I'm free...I will just surf around but not blogging...
I can say, maintaining a blog is kind of commitment to me. During my "peak season" in maintaining this blog, sometimes I just feel that I have to force myself to have at least one post per day in my blog..It's....a bit tiring and blogging becomes a crack head things to me..
Once I stop blogging, for some reason I feel like putting down some "task"....

Now I'm back to my blog...looking at the messages from my frens...
I ask myself, why do I need to force myself so hard to write something here and somehow...it killed my interest in writing, sharing my thoughts at here...
Blogging should be something relaxing, able to share ur happiness with random frens that u can make through here...
It should be....fun.....

Well well...enough for the crapping and let's start with what happened around me recently..

I changed my hairstyle!! Finally after years of spikey hairstyle (from secondary school till now!), I decided to make a change!
I went to saloon instead of barber shop that I used to go...
Requested advice from professional hairstylist...agreed to let him play "tricks" with my hair...
And here comes my new hairstyle!!
I personally like it very much! It's a big change!
Specially when getting more good comments than bad ones...
I spend more time in setting my hair than usual.. (of cos sometimes when having a bad hair day, will just leave it and take it as "ugly look day")

I'm addicted to an application in facebook too... "My Heroes Ability"..
It's a dull game but don't know why..will just get addicted to it... :D
Just click click click...no animation or anything, spent all ur energy points in this game and wait for another hour to regenerate all ur energy points..leveling up and basically it's for nothing..just...kill my time with this..:D

Today I just removed my wisdome tooth and it's damn suffering..
I removed my right wisdom tooth yeas ago and I said I will never do this operation again! Ever!
But my left wisdom tooth keeps troubling me..screw big time!
It's swelling..u feel pain when u touch on the gum, when u eat and even when u drink!
So decided to remove it..
The operation was like a nightmare...
U can hear the sound of doctor cutting ur tooth and some gums and some bones with his gadget...
"NgezzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzkkkk!!!!"
U can feel the pressure when doctor trying to pull the tooth out...
half of ur tougue was numb but another half making u able to feel the taste of the blood in ur mouth...
U can't eat anything except some drinks and ice cream but I can tell u...don't let the ice cream accidentally fall to the injured part, the pain is right to ur brain!
Nah~~~I will never post my photo here...
I feel so ugly right now...
>.<

Sweden trip

2007-12-22T08:40:00.000+08:00

Tanned nice looking muscular man

2007-10-29T10:17:00.000+08:00

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Some people really hate exercise....why? Not that they hate those sweat or tiring when exercise...is the muscle pain afterwards that killing people.
(Of cos, only lazy arse that lack of exercise will get great sore after some work out, like me :P)

But to me...I enjoy muscle pain very much...
At least muscle pain reminds me where's my muscle located.....and not just walking around with big pile of flesh hanging on my breast (yes, men boobies), arms (those fatty flesh that hanging under ur arm and swing real hard when u wave ur hand), tummy (bouncing object when u try to walk even a bit faster only).

And it reminds me that "I still have muscles!!! They still alive!!!"

Sometimes serious muscle pain makes u walk like robot...
It's ugly I know...u move slowly and not flex at all.
Squatting down and pick up something like killing u...
U walk like someone just gave u a big punch on ur nuggets, sometimes.
But I think it makes me look sexy...
Correcting my posture...standing straight like a model and walk like one of them.
Every movement will cause a pain but also keep reminds me that I look great!

At least I know I trained on the right part, using the right muscle and it works.
I'm going to look real good.

I love muscle pain.
I enjoy it. Very much.

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Yesterday I vacuumed my car.
Cleaned up the mess I've made.
I don't like to have too fair skin. It doesn't look sexy at all to a guy.
I prefer to have darker skin, and sick of being called as "Bak Cham Gai" (White steam chicken).
I decided to take off my cloths, wearing a short pants and start vacuum my car under hot sun.
Most probably people think I'm crazy cos picked the wrong time to do the cleaning work.
From 12PM to 2.20PM.....without wearing any sun block solution and not wearing shirt.
Guess what....
My back is so damn itchy right now and yes, just my back get tanned and suddenly i feel like a roasted chicken with only once side nice roasted......

I really feel like a fool right now!

Then I went to gym and went to the steam room....
Hoping to steam out some fat from my body, just like when u steam a chicken...those oil/fat will drop off from the chicken when being cooked.
Why the picture of placing a half roasted chicken into a steam room to cook it keep popping in my mind?

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p/s: After posted this post, I view my blog and feel that my blog is getting like some kind of GAY blog (=___=!!!) what u guys think about this?

p/p/s: No matter what I typed in Google image search, "Sunny", "Tanned", "Tanning", "muscle", and even "Roasted chicken" and "Steam chicken", at least one or two pornography came out as the result. Superb.

I should have know this.......

2007-10-24T09:19:00.000+08:00

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Start from yesterday, I got a lots of sign....bad sign....knowing something bad is going to happen real soon.....

I should have know some bad things are coming real soon....

Yesterday, we celebrated out team lead HY's birthday. We bought a nice and delicious Secret Recipe Choc Cheese Cake with lotsa fine chocolate chips on the top.
Such nice and wonderful stuff can become like this....

**This is not a pile of SHIT, it's Choc Cheese Cake!!**

We still made a lot of fun on it and I should treat this as a bad sign....

Then this morning, I saw all those fat giant size fishes stayed on the left hand side of the pool instead of staying at the right side of the pool.
Usually, those fishes will all stay at the right side on the morning and swim happily...
But today is really weird....all like dying and stayed still at the left side of the pool......WEIRD.
And again, I should treat this as a bad sign.

Then I went into the lift, on ground floor, and pressed the 4th floor which my office located.
The fuxking close door function was not working and no matter how hard I press the button, the lift still wide opened. Damn it.
Well, I waited...
Finally it closed...and went up.....then stopped.....
Stopped at the middle of ground floor and 1st floor...
I was stuck in the lift!!!!!!! O___O!!!
First time in my life!

Well....I kept pressing the open door button and pressed on 1st floor and ground floor button again...I dunwan to press the Alarm cos I take that as the final step I will do...I dunwan too many ppl notice about this....very embarrassing......
And suddenly...it moved again...Thanks God!!
At the 1st floor..two persons went in the lift, one pressed on 2nd floor (Damn it! one floor only, move ur fat arse and use the stairs lar!) and another person pressed on 3rd floor...So almost all button in the lift were pressed.

So now everything was fine....the door opened at 3rd floor and closed again....
Finally I can reach my office!!!
The lift went all the way down to ground floor again.... O____O!!!!
Now that really freaking me out.....

When the lift opened at ground floor...
Without thinking much I went straight out the lift and used the stairs climbed up 5 floors....

Then just now my team lead told me that a lot of works coming in and we will be busy.....

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I'm having a real bad day.

A great wise man passed away...

2007-10-23T14:11:00.000+08:00

Yes, the Genting founder - The great wise man Tan Sri Lim Goh Tong passed away this morning...

Condolence...

Every time I visit Genting, me and my girlfren will talk about him...
We really impressed on what he did and what he foresaw.

Rest in peace, may the angels keep you in eternal happiness and harmony.

news...

Very Disturbing Children Reading Book.

2007-10-19T15:17:00.000+08:00

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How disturbing??
Check this out...

" Everybody thinks we're really happy, but I am not. My dad is always working....and when he's at home, he screams a lot. That really hurts me."

"Mom cries sometimes because she doesn't know what to do. Then she holds me, telling me about her unhappiness and problems. It makes me feel very uncomfortable and strange. I wish my Dad would spend time with me instead of screaming and yelling."

"My Uncle Pete comes over sometimes. He lives with us every now and then. He is really kind to me -- holding me, listening to me, and making me feel loved. One night when he was holding me, he started touching my private parts. Over time, he taught me to touch and play with his. It felt very strange, scary and a little good too. He told me it was OK, that this means he really loves me. This went on for several months. He told me, 'This is our special secret.' "

"Mom and Dad would fight. I thought they didn't love me. Maybe they fought because of me? When I became a teenager, I started feeling really different from the other guys. Some of them called me names like 'Sissy', 'Faggot', 'Queer', 'Homo'. I didn't know what they meant."

"After awhile, I went to a counselor for help and advice. I told him my story and that I thought I was gay. He said I wasn't gay. I just missed my Dad's love and was taught wrong things by my uncle."

"He said it was very bad, what my uncle did to me. He should ever have touched my private parts, or have me play with his. The counselor said it wasn't my fault, that my uncle took advantage of my need for Dad's love. He explained that because I didn't experince affection with my father, that now I was looking for closeness with other boys, to fill the need for my Dad's love."

"I felt so relieved. He said he would talk to my parents and help them understand. He said he would also contact Uncle Pete and make sure he got help. The counselor explained to my Mom and Dad about my struggle and need for Dad's love. He told them of my confusion about being gay. He told Dad that I needed his TIME, TOUCH and TALK."

"Mom and Dad went to a counselor who helped them love each other more. They even stopped fighting... well, at least most of the time! My counselor and I met with Uncle Pete. I told him how much he hurt me. He cried and asked me to forgive him. That helped me a lot."

"Now I realize that I am not gay. Spending time with my dad really healed my heart. All I needed was his time, touch and talk. Finally, I am happy at home."

Very educative....but really not suitable for kids lar......
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True facts...

2007-10-18T10:26:00.000+08:00

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The nice men are ugly.

The handsome men are not nice.

The handsome and nice men are gay.

The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men have no money.

The men who are not so handsome, but are nice and have money think women are only after their money.

The handsome men without money are after your money.

The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think you are beautiful enough.

The men who think you are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual are shy and never make the first move.

Then men who never make the first move, will lose interest in you when you take the initiative.

So..........

If you have a partner now, appreciate what you have...
else....Good Luck...if you believe you can turn a gay into a "straight" guy.

Friday...some holiday some working....

2007-10-12T14:26:00.000+08:00

Yessie...today all the way to TPM is so so so so so so so so so so so so damn NICE!!!
No jam at all...
And that feels really great I'm telling u....
Quite some time never like this already...feels good!!

Therefore....2day should be relax and cheers :D
Just wanna share some funny photos that I collected.
Enjoy~

p/s: Although need to work while others all start holiday (forced leave), I'm in holiday mood already. Have a nice weekend and Happy Raya!

Common conversation...

2007-10-11T14:27:00.000+08:00

That is why people says :

"Men in LOVE are always gaining FAT"

p/s: Yish yish.....my pants so damn tight already.... (T___T)

Perasan....

2007-10-08T17:00:00.000+08:00

Incident 1:
I fetched my girlfren and a female fren to attend the reunion like dinner at jogoya last last week..
On the way, I suddenly think out sth and said : " Hmm..K.Lun got car or not wan har? Just wondering how come he never drive..."
After the dinner, although the female fren lives nearby my house, she refused to let me fetch her already......

Incident 2:
One of my working partner put some message on her skype's status message:
"Wipe ur mouth~there's still a tiny of bullshit around ur mouth"
I thought they message was pointing at me...cos I just wrote and posted the post below..
And yes, she's the actress in that scene.
I asked...and from her answer...I think she's pointing at me....
BUT....I'm not the only one asked her that.....
Few persons asking "Is she talking about me??" and I know this from chattin with them...

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For above cases...we can use the word "Perasan..." (Malay term)...
1stly, swear to god that I never meant to hint my female fren that she should drive and not tumpang my car...After discussed with my girlfren only I noticed that I accidentally hurt her feelings..I never mean it..
I'm just wondering whether the K.Lun got car only lar...y so perasan??

And I realized one thing...Y my female fren will think that I'm actually pointing at her??
I think ...that's because she cares about that....
From the moment she hopes into my car, in her mind....She thinks " Will GuaiSauJai mind fetching me ahh?"
That's y it's so sensitive that once there's a word from my mouth that related to "car" "fetching" "not driving"...very fast she will link to the question in her mind that "Will GuaiSauJai mind fetching me or not..."

Another example, from the moment I start writing that post...I keep thinking that
"How she think if she reads my post leh?"
"How my team lead will think when he reads this leh?"
So once I notice her skype status, it's so sensitive and I think she's talking about me...
Not just me...few persons do think the same..

So what I think is...we human...have eyes to see the front by not ourselves.
And, from the way we see other stuff, it actually reflects what we think in mind.

Just like a mirror....
For example : When I look at someone same sex with me, I will think
"Wow..he's tall...."
"Wow...he got nice figure...."
So it's like a mirror...u actually looking at what u think about urself.
Yes, I do mind my height and yes, I do mind my figure.
I care about how I look very much...

So now, when u criticize on someone..think carefully, does it reflects what u think about urself all the time??

p/s: Hiu~finally can rest awhile and write sth here...but never know what happens tomolo... :P
Not sure how right I am in making this assumption. Just like to share out and do leave some comment is possible to see how true is this....

BUSY day but......

2007-10-05T08:55:00.000+08:00

Yeah....recently really busy like hell.....
No time to update all the time and pity blog has nothing interesting... :(

But.....although very busy (my team lead, my team lead 2 and me) keep working and working, I feel there's a big changes with my team lead.
He is extra happy and take the heavy work load very easy.....
I think he likes his work very much.....
Before that, when too many works to do...he will start complaining and very unhappy...
Thing changed until.........recently.....

I notice that every morning when he reach the office, not talking about other stuff...but keep mentioning a name....
I counted... less than a minute I can hear the name more than 6 times....
Amazing...

I guess when u really loving someone...or...not to say "Loving"....
When u have someone in ur mind....without notice...u will keep mentioning the name of that person....
Deep in his mind...I guess...he actually wishes to let everyone knows that person is keep in his mind....

When look back at myself....
I realize....it happens too....
When chattin with someone...when talking about some topic that I have chance to mention my girlfren's name....I won't waste the chance and speak it out...
This very true....

Try to think back....r u keep mentioning a name when u chattin with someone??
Is he/she....the one u really care??

p/s: busy like a dog...really wish to take a break.....and wish this project can go-live smoothly lar....

p/p/s: Boss...I know u happy cos of what....and I have to say she's kinda friendly too. Not only u, ppl around are getting close to each other already. She's amazing in brighten up the day. :)

p/p/p/s: Opps....if u r reading this...i guess..that "msg" is to me...yes? no? Please dun get me wrong and forgive me if i really offense u...my bad.......

Happy day...Happy Mooncake festival!!

2007-09-25T17:43:00.000+08:00

Snapped this photo yesterday nite when we had a "pre-flamming" session....hehehe.....

Happy "Playin Tang Lung and Flamming Candles while Eatin Mooncake" Festival to all!

I'm going home and have my nice union dinner now....tatta! :D

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This year....The moon is still there but not as clear as last time.....
This year....I can't see kids carrying Tang Lung and happily have a small walk with their parents....
This year....I can't see flames lighting up the dark......

But this year.....my family has new members and we still enjoying this festival very much.....
At least......I'm happy gather with my family......

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2007-09-24T16:54:00.000+08:00

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Ever wonder how Beijing Olympic's Logo came from??

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Apa lah ni...........

Introducing this new product.....

2007-09-20T17:35:00.000+08:00

In this fast pace modern era,
Time is Money.

And with the high technology we having now,
introducing the brand new design of.....

Hair band???

The panties........

Yes.
It's not a normal panties,
but it's a
Brand New Comfy Yet Deadly Seducing Hi-Tech Human Technology Based Easy Wear On and Take Off Uhh Uhh Uhhhhh Uhhhhhhh Panties
developed by
All-Men-Will-Happy-With-This corp.

Women are happy with this brand new product....

"Oh my god!! U know what, with this new panties, I can just take-off and start pee pee within a second! It's amazing, I can just use my two fingers in doing this! It's fast and effectively stopping me from pee pee on my pants when thing goes too fast.
It saves my world."

"Yessie, not to say the promising effectiveness of saving time stuff...It's in good design and I look se*xy with it. My husband even think I actually dye my hair.
Hahaha...Men, they just so cute~"

So why are you still sitting there?
Go grab one for yourselves
while stock last!

p/s: Just crapping around here...:D
p/p/s: Honey, if u interested in this, my credit card is always there for u. ;)

UpdateThis is crazy...Another miracle of Makeup!!

2007-09-19T11:53:00.000+08:00

!!!!!!!!!Continuous shocking!!!!!!!!

Below are photos taken at a competition in June. The competition was

between 9 women who had to have makeovers, they had every possible beauty treatment available to them over a period of time, look at the before and after photos.
Conclusion - there are no ugly women, only poor women......if you had the money....

Good Grief!!!

So in conclusion,

All women are drop dead gorgeous

Super Fark!!

2007-09-18T11:42:00.000+08:00

Early in the morning kena saman!!!
RM200 fine!!!

I'm so broke this month....feel so not worth paying for this fine!
The traffic light got 2 rows, the left hand side is for turning left and the right hand side is for go straight...

As usual the go straight traffic light will turns red 1st yet the turn left traffic light still green.
And this morning, when I made my left turning, I saw no more green light, and same to other light...NO RED, NO YELLOW, NO GREEN....just a red light for the go straight traffic light...I was confuse...while thinking and turning....already too late....

Those farking traffic police hiding at the turning point and there I kena!
He told me that I should refer to the red light no matter how....

So sad!!! T___T

RM200 leh....that's a lot already......
My salary - RM200 - fren's wedding dinner - parents pocket money - Car loan......
I am so broke.....

T____T T_____T T____T T_____T T____T T_____T T____T T_____T

Y I'm so bad luck recently.....
No heart working ady lar....yet those work requests like non-stop comin in!!!

SO BLACK!!!

Frasier Hill trip...

2007-09-11T17:25:00.001+08:00

Cebu in my SE phone

2007-09-11T14:35:00.000+08:00

Happy birthday to Daddy, Brother and sister!

2007-09-11T13:55:00.001+08:00

Chiang Mai trip

2007-09-11T13:29:00.000+08:00

Cebu - The Land

2007-09-07T09:10:00.000+08:00

Cebu - The Sea

2007-09-06T12:04:00.000+08:00

After the cute thing, now the crazy thing.....

2007-09-06T09:39:00.000+08:00

******* *******

If u already read my previous post, I guess u must agree with me that she's so cute and adorable!
Well well....sorry to say, after letting u guys see something cute~
Now u guys must suffer a while ya....
Cos what you guys going to see next might bring some sick feeling.....Parental advice needed...

This story starts with a pity gal, who strongly feel that she's getting older and yet....no money.....
She works pretty hard everyday but she is tough!
Although her life is pretty hard....not that smooth.....not many ppl love her......
She will just stand still and against whatever that stopping her....Nothing can stop her or make her down...
Too bad....recently she receives a difficult task....and that really brings her down....

She......becoming.......crazy.......

She has her imaginary frens around.....and always talking to her so called "Happy 3 frens"....
Me.....a fren of her....willing to accept her....but ppl around.....keep throwing those ugly expression at her and feel disgusted....

And I'm now going to post some of her photos.....and hope that everyone who read this can give her some support...

Ouh........while writting this....my tears came out.........damn.......how come a normal gal became crazy......

To you, ~~Siao Zar Bo~~ Jolcy......

And here comes her "Imaginary Happy 3 Friends".....During working.........

During futsal......

During jalan-jalan at pasar malam with her "sot sot dei" fren....

And during Merdeka day........(*I'm so worry she will get caught for insulting the flag)

See....people start asking her to leave liao....

She even named her frens Ika, Serena C and Pietro......

:'( Poor Girl.......

p/s: Huhuhu.....she's going to kill me I guess....

Wow...since when Blogspot can do this??

2007-09-05T17:04:00.000+08:00

Cool Cool Cool!!!
Now Blogspot can do this and I can't wait to try this out....

I like this very much....
She's so adorable~

p/s: Day X of my bad mood.....but I'm getting better...and better....Thanks to Princess Eileen, Jazz, Evie and those tried so hard to light up my day~ Thanks. :D

Sorry...I really need to take some medical leave...

2007-09-04T15:23:00.000+08:00

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Guys...it's been awhile I didn't show up......
Seriously I need to take some rest.....

I have problem that keeps bothering me recently....
I guess only time can cure...
.....Hmm.....I hope it still can be fixed......

p/s: This is just a lame joke but in fact I really have some "thoughts" in my mind keep bothering me...probably some "virus" entered my mind and messed up my data...I need to take some meditation.

Vote for the best....

2007-08-29T08:12:00.000+08:00

Recently I get this forwarded email...
The purpose of this email is obvious, to encourage others to vote against majority party....
The creator of this email wants to bring up restless mood....
Wishing everyone uses the right we have as a Malaysian, the vote, to 'punish' the offending party.

The person composed that mail and created those pictures blurred our focal point and brought up the wrong message, in my opinion.

Should we use the vote on hand as a weapon to attack a particular party?
What is the aspect that we should make into consideration while deciding the vote?
Taking the whole party as one or considering a particular person who really can serve the best to our country?

For me, when casting the vote, I believe we should be a prudent individual that matured enough to make the precious decision.
We can't just make our decision by just listening to voices from a single party. Why narrow down our sight?
We, have the ability to think. We can read, we can see, we can listen, and....we should analyze informations that we get...and finally making the wise decision.

Check this out.......The citizenTank.
We are open to all kind of information....

Before u place the 'X' mark, think. Is he/she, the individual, able to represent us and ready to serve us the best?

p/s: The most important thing, have u register as a voter? Don't waste our rights. If u think u mentally ready to read the mail, please let me know. I'm willing to share.

Finally!!!

2007-08-27T18:35:00.000+08:00

After around 10 farking months of waiting.....I finally get my result....

Everyday the 1st thing I do once I reach my house, is check the snail mail...
Dying to know the status of my application....
And finally.....allow me to repeat again....FINALLY!!! I get to know whether I successfully get what I want or not!!!

**for safety, some details are not meant to be revealed.**

Yeap....that's the thing that I've been waiting for freaking months...

....A piece of paper....

It's from PTPTN ( Pertabungan Tabung Pendidikan Tinggi Nasional).
An organization that offers education loan aim to subsidize part of the education fees or living expenses.

Yes....
I applied for changing the loan to scholarship.
If I failed to do so, means they reject my application, I will need to pay back RM10k++.
That's a lot of money...

Without bias.....as stated in the letter.....

They approved my application. In other word...I earned RM10k++!!! :D

A picture is worth a thousand words....
I feel like this....

No no no......I feel happier than this......

I feel like flying!!!!
I'm free from paying back the loan!!!!

p/s: Will be pretty busy in coming few days...Need to OT till 12am!!! Sorry for late replying ur comments or anything....

A 3 minutes lesson....

2007-08-24T14:18:00.000+08:00

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Lesson One:
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson One:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

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Lesson Two:
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

" Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
" They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Management Lesson Two:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

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Lesson Three:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pil e of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out! He laid there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird Singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung. He promptly dug him out and ate him.

Management Lesson Three:
(a) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(b) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(c) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

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This ends the Three Minute Management Course
Have a nice weekend.

Quantity?? or Quality??

2007-08-23T12:46:00.000+08:00

The more you have the better?

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U have a bunch of frens...a lot of frens....
Whenever u get bored, u open the phone book and there's a long list of frens that u can call out and have fun...
Every night hang out with different bunch of frens is not a prob for u....
BUT
when u r not happy, with lots of problems bothering u...
Financial....love.....career.....
U wanna find someone that willing to listen what u say..Understand u...give u advise...comfort u...
Scrolling the phone list, can I talk with A?or talk with B better? C willing to listen to me? or D is the one that I can share thoughts?
From A to Z......it's hard to get one true fren....

Many friends V.S A true friend, which one better?

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U gained a lot of skills while working...
In terms of programming language that u know..
U know C++, Java, C#, all kinds of scripting languages, asp, jsp, dot net......
U know a lot....
While composing ur resume, u always feel like can't get enough space to write down all things that u know....that's the only thing that troubling u...
BUT
When ur new boss requests u to develop a new system from scratch using only one of the programming language..
U can't do that...cos u know how to use C++ to build the interface, u know how to use Oracle to build the database, u know how to build the engine using JAVA...
The problem is....u dunno how to integrate everything and build the system....

Many skills V.S Master one skill, which one better?

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U going to have dinner....and u looking for a restaurant..
U get into a restaurant that got a lot of branches all over Malaysia..
U sit down, stomach making noise..
U look at the menu, they have so many varieties of food in their menu.
Rice, fried? Kwong Dong style? Malay style? Indian style? Italian style?.....
Noodle, Spicy? Sweet? Sour? with Chicken? with Beef? with Seafoods?...
Woosh...hard to pick...well...u feel like wanna eat Claypot LouShuFan..
U expecting the food should be nice cos got lots of branches..
Should be no problem...
BUT
the food is very disappointing...
Claypot LouShuFan but it tastes like spaghetti with tartar sauce...
Chocolate Mint Shake but with little bit watermelon juice inside...
Fruits jelly with mix of Char Siew sauce makes u a bit disorder...
Ahh...suddenly u miss the famous restaurant that only available at Puchong very much...

Varieties of foods V.S An unbelievable tasty food, which one better?

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There are still a lot of cases/scenario that we face everyday similar to the above case.
But looking into above situation, I think I will go for... a best friend, mastering a skill and pick the famous tasty restaurant.

But this decision is only come after I go for what we usually tend to pick...I want to have a lot of frens around me, I want to gain many many skills and go to the restaurant that many many choices...

If u are a boss, u interviewing two ppl. One, his resume is thick like a dictionary, stating he knows everything...
Another one, the resume is only one page, with only one skill.
Which one do u hire?

Sometimes...we get fooled by the Quantity and neglecting the Quality...
Is it really true that the more the better??

From Monster to Angel, From Hell to Heaven

2007-08-22T16:13:00.000+08:00

The Adventure of a Monster turns Angel...

And here's the final result.......

Seriously!!! I think it's miracle!!!

Before and After

How can this possible??!!! O____O!!!

FYI.....WTFA!!!

2007-08-22T08:44:00.000+08:00

I dunwan to talk about this 1st.....read the news....

Is common law still needed?

PETALING JAYA: The Chief Justice has questioned the need to use English common law after 50 years of independence.
Tun Ahmad Fairuz Sheikh Abdul Halim said that since the country's independence in 1957, Parliament, which was a branch of the Government, enacted laws while the judiciary interpreted them.
“My own opinion is that there is no need for us to go to the common law of England now as we have many legal experts who can provide their views on solving legal matters,” he said, speaking to reporters after officially opening the “Ahmad Ibrahim: Thoughts and Knowledge Contribution” seminar here yesterday.
He said he was merely suggesting at the seminar that delegates discuss the common law issue, whether to maintain the current position or substitute it with another procedure.
Sections 3 and 5 of the Civil Law Act permits judges wide discretion to import English common law, equity and statutes into the legal system to fill lacunas in Malaysian laws, but this power was subjected to such qualifications as local circumstances rendered necessary.
In his speech earlier, Ahmad Fairuz said Malaysia had yet to escape the clutches of the colonialism, as Sections 3 and 5 of the Civil Law Act were enforced despite the country being independent for 50 years.
He said he strongly supported the late Prof Ahmad Mohamad Ibrahim’s views to abolish the use of English common law and instead refer to the decisions of Malaysian courts, giving priority to local circumstances.
“In my opinion, his direction should be persevered, regardless of how it is modified. What is certain is that Professor Ahmad’s efforts were a clear objective that has placed Islamic law at its most qualified position,” he said.

---From The Star Online---

I really O____O speechless with this....

I'm not an expert in this or know a lot about law..
But I dun see any necessity for not using common law but go for Islamic law...
The question back to this....Is Malaysia an Islamic country?
Is common law really can't solve problems happen in Malaysia and can't fit with Malaysia culture?
For a multiracial society, using ISLAMIC law suitable to all of us???
giving priority to LOCAL circumstances???Does it means Islamic law??

估晤到系从大法官口中所出!!
晤讲啦!!晒气!!丢!!

p/s: and of cos...the tittle come with "Special meaning", not the ordinary FYI....

A good riddle

2007-08-20T14:16:00.000+08:00

This morning my good colleague sent me one riddle...
A good riddle for Monday morning...hahahha

Question:

There is a bus with 7 girls inside
Each girl has 7 bags each
Inside each bag, there are 7 cats
Each cat has 7 small cats
All cats have 7 nipples each

How many nipples are there in the bus?

p/s: Leave ur answer and I will give u guys the correct answer shortly. Cheer~

p/p/s : I already revealed the answer..check the comment. :D

还记得我吗？？Still remember me??

2007-08-19T00:31:00.000+08:00

还记得我吗？？我叫怪兽仔跟我念一遍！
(Still rememeber me?? My name is GuaiSauJai and shout it once!)
还记得我吗？？什么？大声点听不见！！
(Still rememeber me??What??Louder please can't hear u!)

This is a part of 陈冠希Edison Chen's latest song...I can't really get what he rapping there but these two sentences are the only sentences that I'm able to memorize it.
Funny...keep asking ppl reminding his name...cos it's been awhile he didn't appear in any media.

"What is ur YM? MSN or skype?"
"GuaiSauJai"
"what??"
"GuaiSauJai!!"
"...........how should I pronounce it man?"
"Guai . Sau . Jai. , and it means little monster."
"Okiee.....y give urself a weird and 'hard to remember' nickname?

Hmm...quite a lot of ppl asked me this b4...
Y name myself Guai.Sau.Jai. ?
There is a story behind...

I once sinked into all kinds of monsters....
From Egypt monsters to Japan one....
Keep online and searching for all kinds of monsters...
There are two monsters that I really like....

The Hydra..

and The Cerberus....

These monsters look really cool to me....
I'm a bit greedy...I wish my guardian (With my imagination, I always own a guardian that only I able to see it..) looks like both of them....a hybrid...
So I name it......The Great HydraCerberus...

I used this nick in everything....from my mail account, ICQ account.....everything....
And I chat a lot that time....
hydracerberus....hydracerberus....
Ppl keep asking what the hell is that....
and it is super long and hard to type....so they will just call me "hydra" or "berus"
=___=" Super not cool.

One day, while chattin with Hongkies, again, they asked the same thing...
After I explained, they said "Ohh!!!means hybrid monster lar! Then next time we call u GuaiSauJai lar! Easier..."

GuaiSauJai.....there born the Great GuaiSauJai...muahahahaha....

End of story....

p/s: Till now I still like monsters...hehehe....Call me "Freak" if u wan~

[Collection] Umbrella

2007-08-18T19:07:00.000+08:00

Umbrella - Rihanna ft Jay-Z (JYFA) [Official]

And a totally different version - Mandy Moore

Lyrics:-

Jay-Z:
Ahuh Ahuh (Yea Rihanna)
Ahuh Ahuh (Good girl gone bad)
Ahuh Ahuh (Take three... Action)
Ahuh Ahuh

No clouds in my storms
Let it rain
I hydroplane into fame (Eh eh)
Come'n down with the Dow Jones
When the clouds come we gone
We Rocafella (Eh eh)
She fly higher than weather
And she rocks it better
You know me
An anticipation for precipitation
stacks chips for the rainy day (Eh eh)
Jay, rain man is back with lil Ms. Sunshine
Rihanna where you at?

[VERSE 1]
You had my heart
and we'll never be world apart
Maybe in magazines
but you'll still be my star
Baby cause in the Dark
You can see shiny Cars
And that's when you need me there
With you I'll always share
Because

[CHORUS]
When the sun shines
We’ll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your friend
Took an oath
I'mma stick it out 'till the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we still have each other
You can stand under my Umbrella
You can stand under my Umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

[VERSE 2]
These fancy things,
will never come in between
You're part of my entity
Here for Infinity
When the war has took it's part
When the world has dealt it's cards
If the hand is hard
[Umbrella lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]

Together we'll mend your heart
Because ...

[CHORUS]
When the sun shines
We'll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your friend
Took an oath
I'mma stick it out 'till the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we still have each other
You can stand under my Umbrella
You can stand under my Umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

[BRIDGE]
You can run into my Arms
It's okay don't be alarmed
(Come into Me)
(There's no distance in between our love)
So Gonna let the rain pour
I'll be all you need and more
Because ...

[CHORUS]
When the sun shines
We'll shine Together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your friend
Took an oath
I'mma stick it out 'till the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we still have each other
You can stand under my Umbrella
You can stand under my Umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

It's raining (raining)
Ooo baby it's raining
baby come into me
Come into me
It's raining (raining)
Ooo baby it's raining
You can always come into me
Come into me

p/s: Sorry Jo, this might make u puke again, but i think it's nice leh~

Common conversation - 2 -

2007-08-17T08:34:00.000+08:00

Yes.....Humans are hard to please....
And I mean "Humans"...not specifically point to guys or gals..
Some might say :"Hey!!Guaisaujai u attacking gals again!! Are u gay??"
NO! I am not attacking gals okieee...

I think nowadays guys also seem to be more aware in their attire...
And sometimes......some guys even worst than a gals...
Try to look around...how many guys around u that will stop in front of any reflecting objects to see their hair OK or not....to see their shirt tuck in properly or not....got pimples or not...
Agree?

Ok..enuff for that...so dun say me keep attacking gals ya....I still love gals.
But.....typically.....typically....gals more tend to be liddat lar~hahaha
Ask guys how do they look, after we guys voice out our opinions or suggestions..gals will like
"Yameh??I still think that better leh.."
=___="
Then why u ask me lar...U already make ur decision...y still ask me??

Screw You!! - The second

2007-08-16T09:02:00.000+08:00

p/s: Just another day..................screw me.

"Ohpoor thing"

2007-08-14T09:22:00.000+08:00

Being so sick yesterday, I went to see doctor and get some medicine so at least I can get a good night sleep without suffering form headache..

Nothin special..I registered at the counter, waiting for my turn, get in, told the doctor how sick I am, get the medicine, paid money and ciao~

Bcos of no parking that near the clinic yesterday nite, I parked my car so damn far away so I have to walk loooooog looooooog way to get my car..

My head was so so so pain that I must use my both hand to press on both side of my head even with my medicine back hanging in front of my face and blocking my sight...

All the way, I saw many ppl lookin at me...and gave me a "Ohh...poor thing~" look.
They feel sympathy to me...

"I'm OK...I'm fine...I'm cool...no worry..." deep in my heart I feel appreciate and think...We still have good ppl out there and the world is still full of love...

Although some laugh at me....I dunno what's wrong with them..
Is that really funny laughing at a sick man??!!
Curse u guys!

After took bath and took medicine, I slept...

When I woke up, it was early in the morning already...

Feeling lazy but yet need to work today....
When I ready to take some medicine again, I noticed one thing on the plastic bag that the nurse gave me yesterday....

A big thumb up logo....
What it means???

WTF??!!!!
Erection Difficulties???!!!!
No way!!!
I'm a young and normal man that so ready to make my partner happy at the nite!!!

That's the bag that keep hanging on my forehead on the way to take my car yesterday nite...
Damn it!!!

p/s: tonite I'm going to kill the nurse!!!

Blue......Blue.........and BLUE......

2007-08-13T15:15:00.000+08:00

Monday blue....

Coz reached home about 12am yday, took bath and terus blackout.....

Lagi Blue.....

Coz I think in my mouth, the part that near the "Ding Dong Bell"(uvula)..
Got a hole there....ULSER....T___T
I can't swallow...saliva, drinks...anything....
Damn u all those seafoods I ate....
Must be the crab...

Extra BLUE...

Coz i think some fishing hook accidentally get into my head and....It's SUPER pain!!
Guess it's bcos of the nice sunshine at the beach...
Stayed at the beach for too long already...

Super BLUUUUUEEEEE....

Cos when i sit, I suffering from my fat tummy cos my pants can't hold it anymore..
Ate too much buffet, seafood barbecue and gaining fat....
Shit!

Blue Blue BLUUUUUUEEEE!!

I get lotsa bruises on my arms, my legs....
The Go-Kart is just way too stimulate and exciting.....

I feel so blue today....sigh...

p/s: Once finish uploading those photos will post it here...Blue ler~

~gET ReADyyyy

2007-08-08T17:26:00.000+08:00

OK...Here we go!!
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Swim pants??
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CHECK!!

Sun block??
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CHECK!!!

Air Ticket???
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CHECK!!!!

Passport???
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CHECK!!!

Luggage???
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CHECK!!!!

What else forgot to bring wan????

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Ahh!!! This!!!

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Very the important ahh!
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For safety purpose...
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The SWIM TUBE!!

OK!! ALL set!!

CEBU!!! HERE I COME!!!

A common conversation

2007-08-07T08:39:00.000+08:00

Sounds familiar huh~
Yep, this is a conversation between a guy and a gal which commonly happen around us.
Dun try to deny it, gals~

I suddenly had this thought in my mind and I discussed about this with my "Yam Char" (Hang-out) gang b4~
That day, my gf was not around...And one of my fren brought his gf along too~I took this chance to ask them about this..

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-GuaiSauJai
-Girl
-Girl's boyfren

"Ask u one thing, u gals like men who make decision for u or not wan? Like where to eat...where to go...stuff.."

"Sure~Coz thinking those stuffs are troublesome and lazy to think about that~"

"But...usually when a man makes a decision, u gals will just keep reject that idea and asking for another option wan is it??"

"..........."

***I can see her boyfren non-stop nodding his head till his spec almost flew away, from his eyes I can strongly feel that he agree and suffering from this situation..***

"Like, when I suggest go eat mamak, then gal will disagree and when I suggest go McD then she will disagree again wan. Then asking what she wanna eat but the answer will always be "Whatever~" or "U decide lar~", is it?"

"But u guys are so boring wan...keep suggesting the same stuff~Like just ate McD few days ago but will suggest the same thing again..So sien...Like him lar~Ask him decides what to eat, the answer for sure will be Mamak wan!"

"........."

***This time, the boyfren had nothin to say about it already cos she gave him a sibeh sibeh dulan look***

"Hahaha~ya rite~guys tend to stick to the same stuff that he getting used to it wan~I admit that..Is that mean in other word that if we always suggest a new place that never tried b4 then u gals will surely agree with that??"

".........Cannot say liddat also....depends what I feel like wanna eat that time lor..."

"So is it better u gals make the decision then?Seems we guys OK with everything wan~"

"I dunwan to think about that lar~"

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The best part of the conversation actually ended in this way...
And this links to another topic.......

p/s: Sure u guys will think that mayb I just had a quarrel with my gf so came out with this topic but the answer is NO. I'm good with her just that notice this situation quite some time ago and would like to share it out. Luckily she usually will agree with what I suggested. Hehe~

"I dunwan to be someone u love anymore!"

2007-08-06T08:45:00.000+08:00

Let's start this with what happened this morning..

As usual, I woke up early in the morning (6am) and left the house early early just to avoid the fu*cking heavy traffic..
But today a bit different, cos I still need to fetch my gf's sister to Serdang(UPM student) before reach TPM.
By the time reach her home, it was about 7.15am already, then I get stuck in the jamming at Serdang there...
The jam was fu*cking so long and about 8.10am I get through the jam and it was like a big release...

Too bad, my mood was totally screwed! No matter how my gf tried so hard to calm me down or tried to make me happier a little bit, useless...I'm so fucked up and even released my tension to my gf. Indirectly, I screwed up her Monday morning too...
We both had a bad Monday morning.

When in the office, I started greet ppl and returned them with a smile.
I have to do so.....
It's a manner.

Then I come out with this idea.

"I dunwan to be ur lover or ur family members! Being ur frens or even colleagues are much much better, at least they get ur smile and greet."

I feel so regret for what I did.....
Y I dun try to be nice with her?

Most of the time, when we face sth that not as what we expected, we get angry, moody, and we just release those anger to our family members...to our love ones...
Do u release those anger and tension to ur frens or colleagues?
Yea..cos they are those who close to us, love us very much and always forgive what we did, no matter what...

But, aren't ur family or love ones should deserve to get better treatment from u ???

p/s: After she dropped me down at TPM, then she drove away...I start regretting for what I did just now. Touch wood..how if something real bad happen to her and that was the last time we met each other?(*touch wood again) I dunwan to be like this...I so scare at that time until she called me and informed me that she reached office already..Luckily everything was just fine. --Be good with family and the love ones--.

Oh!! I'm on board!! -- Part 1

2007-08-03T19:05:00.000+08:00

In order to get on board, I need to do this....

Pray for 3 times :

**Happily ever after**
**Happily ever after**
**Happily ever after**

Then flipping this magic wand~~ Technorati Profile

And now I start my 1st step to live happily ever after~

:D

-To be continued-

Oh! I'm on board!!! -- Part 2

2007-08-03T18:23:00.000+08:00

Thanks to evie for inviting me joining this happy trip :D
I was added into this "Technorati Happily Ever After Train" by evie today~Yippie!

And I can bring along 3 bloggers (**only 3...damn!**) with me to this "Happily Ever After Train" and live happily ever after from now~~Huhuhu~~

So here's the details for this on board procedure..Listen carefully b4 u on board ya~

***Start Copying Here***

IF YOU WANT A HIGHER TECHNORATI RATING - TELL ME! GET ON BOARD!
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3. Take “My New Faves” and move them into the “The Original Faves” list.

4. Add at least 3 Blogs that you’ve just added to your Technorati Favorites to the “My New Faves” section. Remember to also add the “Fave Me” link next to your new blogs.
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p/s: So damn long =__=" and I'm surely a noob in this...spent so much time in doin this..haha :D

Cheating!!!

2007-08-03T08:16:00.000+08:00

p/s: My scanner is back to work again after I ~~increase the farking printer's salary~~ kicked it few times...Sorry for confusing and Happy Weekend!

[Collection]Hong Kong day and nite

2007-08-02T09:33:00.000+08:00

p/s: This is real nice, just move mouse up and down to see the magic~

Look At Me!!

2007-08-01T10:39:00.000+08:00

Okie....this is not the same post that I posted b4 regarding a blogger.....

Hotlink is now having a contest...Create ur own Harajuku Doll and get votes from others to be a winner and get urself a new SE W880i, Gwen Stefani 'The Sweet Escape' tour concert tickets and many more cool prizes.....Yummy..

Somehow I think this contest is like asking ur frens aka Voter to buy u a phone. Dun u agree?
Hahahaha..
Anyway, I created my Harajuku Doll..to create one for ueself? click

Her name is ChioG.

Nice to meet you, ChioG. :P

To buy me a hand phone :D , please refer below...

This is just like a "Avatar Beauty Contest"...

Bad energy...

2007-08-01T08:13:00.000+08:00

Recently a bit busy...not that busy actually but spent lotsa time just for waiting...

Waiting for response, waiting for approval, waiting for testing...wait wait wait....

To avoid heavy traffic, I wake up bout 6am everyday, bout 6.45am leave home and yet...face some jam but consider better..
Rude drivers (Lorry type..), "Waiting for luck" drivers (those wake up so early dunno for what but drive slow and stuck the whole traffic type), senior citizen (no offense, but you guys really safety 1st while driving)...
Bout 7.30am reach office...(see! to avoid heavy traffic yet need bout 1 hour to reach! =___=||)
Start working....
OT again....
Reach home and sleep...there go another day....
Day by day....seems like very meaningless....

All I want to say.....Days without you are so bored and meaningless...
You surely are part of my life...
Without u, everything seems different...

Miss you very much...and Love you.

p/s:Hehe..I know u will read this blog...fast fast finish ur work and come back ya! Love u..
To other readers~sorry if this makin u cold ~~:P)

Screw You!!!

2007-07-30T19:09:00.000+08:00

p/s: It's seven sth now...My girlfren went to Sweden and left me alone, my boss wanna me OT, my scanner not yet ready to work and I have to use my hand phone to snap my comic, and it's Monday Blue..... =____________=|||

2nd version of Titanic..

2007-07-27T20:54:00.000+08:00

"Ohh Rossie, I can do anything for u!!"

"Ohh Jackie, really?? Anything?? I always imagine to be the Rose in Titanic with handsome man like u, posing the most classic pose they did in the movie..U willing to do that with me Jackie??"

"For sure my Luff, let's do it!!"

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"Ohh ohh!! I'm flying Jackie......."
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"KNNCCB DAMN IT!!"

p/s: It's 9pm and I still at the office....

For those who hates Gym~

2007-07-27T20:43:00.000+08:00

Here's another reason for u to say "I HATE GYM!!!"

OUCH - How NOT To Work Out. - video powered by Metacafe

p/s: after watched this I just opened wide my mouth and cannot close for few minutes..OUCH!

What Tarot Card are you?

2007-07-27T17:35:00.000+08:00

You are The Devil

Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession

The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.

Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

p/s: This card is cool. The devil even showing his "third leg" and chaining two slaves with his nipples. :P

[Collection]"Whatever~"

2007-07-26T18:23:00.000+08:00

Thanks to Jolcy sharing this with me....She just.......SoooooOOOOO DammmMMMM CUTE!!!

p/s: I can keep replay this for whole day leh...."Whatever~~~~~"

First time.....

2007-07-26T17:09:00.000+08:00

One day, on D way to have lunch with colleagues...

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jolcy : "Hey, when was the 1st time u guys watch porn*o ya?"

jolcy : "I'm sure u guys dun believe that I grow till how old oledi then only watch por*no leh.."

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Okie....interesting topic...

I still remember my 1st time.....
1st time I had a taste of the sweetness of that.......
My 1st time......huhuhuhuhu

Watch blu*e film...

I still remember my 1st time, watching porno, was when I was just a little kid bout 6-8 years old....
And I watched that with a ~~girl~~ female species fren (my gf not happy with that name) that about my age too....

That day, a fren of my mum brought her daughter that about my age paid us a visit. Then my mum and her fren went into the facial room and start doing her business..(My mum used to be a beautician)

Too boring of playing running, chasing, hiding and boring toys…

My girl fren started feel boring and requested to watch TV..

OK lor….

So I went to open every single drawer near the TV rack and finally I found some tape.

Can’t really remember what was the title of the tape but at that time for sure don’t understand what it means…I just understand “Micky Mouse” or “Power Rangers”.

I put in the tape, pressed the ‘Play’ button and the show begins..

“Uhhh…Ahh….That’s great….Arhhhh”

Moaning sounds comin from two women with one man, tangled up on the bed intimate*ly.

That two women playin with the man’s bird bird and they seem like enjoying that…

She asked me:” What are they doin?”

Me: “I have no idea.”

Instinct told me that I should stop playin that tape + that really NOISSSYYY!!

I stopped it, ran to my mum and told my mum about that weird show.

She asked to take that tape to her room and go play other stuff with my fren..

The next thing I remember about this……That nite, I heard my bro was screaming and canning sounds…Ouch!

That was my 1^st time….How sweet…. :)

Mal'aysia terkini 2

2007-07-26T14:41:00.000+08:00

p/s: Tomolo is Friday and I need OT...probably Sat and Sun need to work too..........T____T

Mala'ysia terkini

2007-07-25T10:20:00.000+08:00

Some "woo-hoo" and "walao" pics...Enjoy!

I dream of Africa...

2007-07-25T09:03:00.001+08:00

The day I reached Africa, I impressed with the water heater system they using....

I decided to have a walk and look around...
I saw trendy man, listened to his favorite music with his walkman, following the rhythm and shaking his body....

All the way, I saw many trailers on the road....seems like trailer is their common vehicle....

Hey!! I saw a cool modified Toyota car too!!! Very nice....

Suddenly, an ambulance passed by and I wonder is it something bad happened to the Toyota car that I saw just now.....I hope the driver is fine....

I see no big difference.....They having a modern live J.U.S.T L.I.K.E U.S!

This news is something big!!

2007-07-24T15:42:00.001+08:00

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Male circumcision key to slowing AIDS epidemic, researcher says
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This is something that really important to us nowadays...
Looking at this deadly disease spreading widely....

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The World Health Organization has found that male circumcision reduces the risk of female-to-male transmission of the disease by around 60 percent.
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o___O 60% leh!! that's.........GREAT!!

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Studies suggest that widespread male circumcision in sub-Saharan Africa could prevent 5.7 million new cases of the disease and 3 million deaths over 20 years.
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o___O I love these numbers....it surprises me.

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"We must make safe, affordable, voluntary circumcision available now.''

The World Health Organization issued a statement in March urging heterosexual men to undergo the procedure because of compelling evidence that it reduces their risk of getting the disease.

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Oh...good good.....

I still not going to do any circumcision....sorry.....I will just go for fixed sex partner.
That's the safest!

Not sure what u guys think after read this news but I just....just can't let go my "little extra protection" that teman little guaisaujai so long liao....

-->News from The Star Online

~Guessing game~

2007-07-24T10:44:00.000+08:00

This is fun....try to guess who always say that, ok?

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"Take off your clothes and wait for me on the bed!!"

-Doctor

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"Open wide! Slowly..ya..good girl.."

-Dentist

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"Do u want it teased or blown?"

-Hairdresser

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"Do u want it in the front? or the back?"

-Milkman

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"Once it's in, you'll LOVE it!"

-Interior decorater

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"It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again."

-Share broker

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"If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!!"

-Banker

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"Goes deep in the bush....shoots twice and always eats what he shoots!"

-Hunter

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"Would you like it on the table?? or against the wall?? Oh i c, U prefer against the wall huh.."

-Telephone guy

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p/s: highlight to see the answer.

"Fatty" the second

2007-07-24T08:43:00.000+08:00

Hey!!! Thanks to EPL and Ecl!5oNz, by rubbing ginger and liquor on my face everyday...

Mayb rubbing too hard, till blood came out and mayb bcos of this...those liquor and ginger juice work!!!

Now I got what I want all the time.....I snapped some picture on that....

Ehm....How how?? how is it?? Nice??? Very hard to save the beard leh.....

Then I tried shave some...and changed another style.....

How how??? Like this nice????

Okay....I saved the beard again and shaved to change another style.......

Like this nice???? Which one nicer???

"Eh....how come all poses the same wan?? Even the background also same...."

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SALE!!

2007-07-23T17:02:00.000+08:00

When there's a SALE.......

There's pity man waiting and wondering when can leave....

Rojak of the day...

2007-07-23T11:21:00.000+08:00

Lacking of idea in blogging today...I just read all my favorite blogs today...

From there, I found sth really interesting today....

Let's just start from Zewt's post...
I read this few days ago and feel like wanna share sth here..
Just last Saturday, as usual I went to the fitness at hartamas. Nothin special that day until after the workout and ready to shower...
I picked the inner most shower room cos....hygiene purpose....or....just like those place that not many ppl used or around..

--->google search

Interesting part....while showering, I heard someone occupied the shower room next to me....
Then I start heard some moaning sounds........
Okie....sometimes after some hard workout....when u get shower, it really refreshing and u just feel like wanna release some "ahh.." sound just to show that u enjoying that and....uhh....SYOK!
But this guy besides me....he just keep moaning....

"Uhmm......ah.....uhhh.......ehmmm......"

Very annoying......
And....I heard rubbing sounds.....
Ok...it's hard for me not to think "dirty" right now.....
See, who in this world while rubbing his body with shampoo but keep moaning....
Quickly...without thinking too much....I fast fast finished my shower and left...

If u ask me what is he doin there at that time...or....HOW MANY PERSONS in that shower room at that time...
Sorry, no answer for that...I have no idea... U guys think urself lar..

Then...from JeffOoi's post...

This post really make me LOL....cannot tahan....
It's about bad translation in subtitles..

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
I still remember the Malay subtitles in the 1980's, for a scene in Rambo: The First Blood.

Bring in the chopper (helicopter)!
Bawa kapak!

Then, in 2007, we have Die Hard 4.0:

We've got company.
我们有公司

--> Quoted from JeffOoi's post

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“Serial killer” was subtitled as “pembunuh bijirin” (cereal killer) in Bahasa Malaysia.

In another cops-and-robbers movie shown on TV, during a shootout scene, “fire” was subtitled “api”.

And when a man kissed his daughter and told her, “Goodnight, cutie pie”, the subtitles read, “Selamat malam, kuih manis.”

-->Phrases taken from The Star online
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(o___O|||)
I'm laughing and rolling on the floor.....

Then I found something similar from Cheeserland.

-->Borrowed from Cheeserland.com

"Boss, gimme chilli sausage...(老板，我要辣味香肠。。）"
"How many "look" u want??(你要几碌??)"
".........."

I surrender....

p/s: I feel myself so cheap again....keep takin other ppl stuff.....but......all these really funny and i wish to share with u guys..Sorry ya~

[Collection]Fish..

2007-07-23T09:46:00.000+08:00

Taken from blogger g. I feel so cheap..stolen from other blog..sorry..but like it so much :D

Just feel like wanna keep this in my blog...as my collection...
I can't resist this....i can just stare at the fish for whole day... :P

Saving is a good habbit.

2007-07-20T16:44:00.000+08:00

Day by day I save the money.....

Monday

Tuesday

Wednesday

Thursday

Friday......

http://twentiesretirement.com/piggy_bank.gif

And at end of the month.......

http://homeexchangetravel.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/1661481_1.jpg

I get some fuck! I get some fuck!

I get some fuck! I get some fuck!

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Schoolboys hungry for sex

SCHOOLBOYS are willing to go hungry so that they can spend their money on illicit sex, Harian Metro reported.

Some were even willing to share their pocket money to fulfil their basic instinct, the tabloid said in its exposé.

“My mother gives me RM4 every day for my school money and I skip my meals to save the money.

“At the end of the month, my friends and I pool our money to visit prostitutes,” said a 15-year-old boy who introduced himself as Ahmad Firdaus.

The paper learnt that the students would visit brothels in the day, when the rate is cheaper.

Ahmad, interviewed by the daily in Kuala Lumpur, said he had been going to these places for a year after being persuaded by an older friend.

Initially, the elder youth, in his 20s, took him to Lorong Haji Taib “to just mencuci mata (ogle)” at the women soliciting there.

“A man who confided that he was a pimp offered to get me a woman for RM50,” Ahmad said, adding that the experience was an eye-opener for teens craving to try something new.

Another friend of his, however, had a painful encounter when a man, who claimed he was the boyfriend of the woman the boy had booked, beat him up.

The 15-year-old boy, who said his name was Ahmad Rosli, said he has since stayed away from vice dens and regretted his immoral activities.

news from The Star Online

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This is really sick..... {{=____= }}

Losing 180 KG!!

2007-07-20T14:15:00.000+08:00

Losing 180KG?? this sounds great right...

Few months back we got this movie "200 pounds beauty" and my girlfren likes this movie very much...

http://img2.poco.cn/movie/mov_photo/070402/336151_202841_400.jpg

This movie tells a tale about a large 200 pounds gal undergoes a plastic surgery...a very successful wan, and becomes a top singer that everybody loves...

It's like miracle...

Then......
I read this mail today regarding a guy losing his 180 KG.....

So he decided to go for the plastic surgery.....

The surgery was successfully and here what he gets.....

And this is the best....

Okie, I always say I wanna lose weight...but this definitely not what I want and what I wish for...
The movie lied!!

This is a good boy's blog.

2007-07-20T08:08:00.000+08:00

After I posted some "spicy" entries (at least for me I think it's a bit X-rated)..
I'm wondering whether those photos that I posted consider a bit porno leh....

Then this morning I found this site and fast fast put my link on that and check whether this blog is not clean anymore...

This is still a good good boy's blog :-)

Piggy test....

2007-07-19T16:57:00.000+08:00

Fuyoh~~~today really got many things to share with u guys....

Do u believe that by choosing how u want a piggy looks like can reflect ur behavior??

Check this out..

Below is my results....

p/s: Evie, u like piggy very much right, u really should try this...cute leh~~

[18] Sperm donation in China...

2007-07-19T16:29:00.000+08:00

***Kids, sorry...this post is just not for u guys~~Go back and sleep okie?***

I dun think this is real but....if it's real also not bad wat :P

I think mayb the donation rate will increase steeply~

***Pictures source from mail***

>__<" Very scare....many ppl around in the office yet i'm uploading these...

Where do u stay??

2007-07-19T10:59:00.000+08:00

"Yo pal..long time no see...where do u stay now? mayb i can pay u a visit one day~"

"Fucking town"

"Hoh...what so fucking in this town??"

"No, FUCKING!!!"

***Pictures source from mail***

"Ohh....that FUCKING...."

Love is....

2007-07-19T08:30:00.000+08:00

***Pictures source from mail***

very true......

"Fatty"

2007-07-18T09:52:00.000+08:00

"Ohh, he ahh...ok ahh....very cute lor..."

"Hahaha...wei...u eat a lot recently is it?? how come ur face so round wan!!"

"Ehm..he is ur brother is it?? No??!! Ohh....ur boyfren....nevermind wan...modern day mah...."

"Ehm...not to say leng jai, but CUTE lor...."

"Wei, life very senang is it?? gettin fatter ooo!!"

"CHUUUUUBBBYYY!!"

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These are the comments that i usually get from colleagues, frens, relatives....people around...

So damn sien....

OKie!!! Enuff!!!
I wanna make a big change...
I want to do more exercise!!
Keep fit!!
ose weight!!
Eat less!!
And of coz....look SEXXXYYY!!!

"But this morning u just ate oily Char Siew Wantan Mee lar~~"

Ehm.....okie...start from now!!!

I joined fitness club...
I start eat less (from now..)..
But for the round face........headache.....
Y when gettin fatter those fat will 1st accumulate at the face part wan??
Like can't wait to let ppl notice that....DAMN!

Fine..No play play....I think out a way to look SEXXXYYY.
I found out how can I cover my round round face...

Usually, those TV programs teaching gals how they can pour cosmetics on their face to make them magically prettier..

Like this....apply darker color cosmetics on both side of the face, from near the chin to near the ear...

Wuuaallaa!!!!

http://www.makeup411.com/images/beauty_breakdown/Calista_Flockhart.jpg

Sharp sharp Cheeks...Nice ahh!!

Serious!! the darker color u apply, the sharper u can get....

http://www.saloneben.com/images/aveda_makeup.jpg

Nice......

and the darker....

http://www.costumes247.com/images/prod/28757.jpg

Ehmm.....too dark.....

Anyway......no way for a guys makeup b4 leaving the house right....so damn sissy....

http://www.wga.hu/art/h/holbein/hans_y/1518/4adameve.jpg

We do what mens do....right!
We can just save the beard and it's natural + SEXXXYYY!!!

Uhhh.....ok

http://www.freewebs.com/shsbeardclub/donnys%20beard.jpg

Yeah.....ok ok lar

http://bp0.blogger.com/_TltGP2gsqS8/Rp2DCIBJgKI/AAAAAAAAASQ/FFVIO4Cjhhw/s1600-h/beard1.jpg

ok

http://web.mit.edu/smaurer/www/blog/060209%20beard/beard1.jpg

Ehm......no...

http://www.tubechallenge.com/pics/beard_04_03_05.jpg

Yeah...u're in..

http://myplayoffbeard.workspaced.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/nick_playoff_beard1.jpg

OKie OKie.....I can take this.....I can be like them....cool cool!!!

"Wei!! wake up lar!! U takda beard lar!!! U just have few countable "bulu" under chin there only lar...!!!"

Ehm........yaaaaaa right! Thanks for reminding!!! (Damn it!)

So I did some research on "How to save a beard?" using lovely powerful Google and that's what I get....

"Here is how to grow a beard. (Ladies, please don't try this at home.) On Day 1, I did nothing. On Day 2, I did nothing again. On Day 3, I did nothing twice. On Day 4, I verified that nothing was still being done. Then I simply repeated the cycle. "

=_____=" No...that's not what I want to listen...

"are you one of those that beard comes in all patchy or only grows in stubbles and wont grow any more?"

That sounds better.....continue.....

"Whats all this rush to grow a beard? Okay thats non of my business. It takes time. There is no rushing these things. Your beard will grow when it grows. What is your heritage? I know a few men that just cannot grow beards or they can only grow stubble because of their ancestry."

=______=" NOOOOO!

BCC

Beards.org

Pointsincase.com

wikihow.com

ezinearticles.com

askenni.com

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I dunwan all these!!!!!
Gimmee sth that's useful damn it!!!

Anyone can gimme some suggestions???????

Online war..

2007-07-17T09:16:00.000+08:00

Yesterday, I visited KennetH's blog and found sth interesting...
His latest post was talking about the Malaysia's rapper who sang "Muar's chinese 麻坡的华语" and he kinda famous in Malaysia. My frens keep forwarding his video clips, his links to me and tell me he's cool and very creative..composing songs and lyrics that criticizes on....ehm....'M' if u know what I mean lar....

Muar's chinese (original)
Then some guy that think he really good in rapping, or think he can rap much better than this Muar boy, recorded and posted his rap at Youtube too....but end up he is so fcuked up. He gets all the bad comment that he can get......

Boring rap...
Not only one....this "beamo4lyf" uploaded few video clips as reply to Muar boy.

=_____=" 收皮啦！！

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Then this morning, I noticed there's another war between bloggers happening....

XiaXue is attacking other bloggers and that includes : Steve Lim, Maia Lee, Ice Angel, Lao Zhao Bor, Maddox, herself and Celeste Chen.

I read the whole post although I disagree with the way she attacking other bloggers, specially when criticize others "physically"人身攻击 (eg: ugly...act chio...and....Urgh!!She even says old people are smelly).

So I take a look at those blogs that she attacked. Okie...a bit agree on some fact that she pointed out in that post. For example Maia Lee uses her blog as a platform for her and frens chattin..that's y can hit up to 300++ comments per post.
** I still disagree on what she did, how she criticizes others "physically" (人身攻击)**

But from Celeste Chen's blog, I found sth really annoying to me....
Usually, during office hour, when I we wanna steal some time doing own stuff such as reading blogs...reading manga... we will make the browser small small then use the scroll bar to read the page...

For example, those manga pages usually will have banned xxx advertisement at the bottom part ...

So we can make the browser smaller and use the scroll bar to navigate around and avoid showing those advertisements..

You can't apply this method to Celeste Chen's site...

No matter how u make ur browser smaller, her pic still takes the biggest part of the whole page....

Even make the browser smaller....

Finally....... I manage not to look at her face.....

Make the browser smaller.....much smaller.....then scroll to the most right.....use her entries to block her face...

Yeah!

Oh ya!!
And if u registered BlogLog, once u enter her blog, u r one of her fans....serious....

Showing off....

2007-07-16T11:00:00.000+08:00

Okie....finally, after some hard time in maintaining this blog, I finally reached a level that I'm satisfy with....

I know I know, it's hard to get to this level....please don't envy me.....And hey, if u want, I can share my secret with u....

I am happy to get this amount and I would like to share my successful way in blogging.

With just few months blogging experience and I reach this level, I'm proud to myself and I really willing to share my secret....
I need to say thanks to all my readers...and my family in supporting me all the time. Thanks Dad, thanks mum....I DID IT!
And to all my supportive frens and colleagues....thanks for the opinion given and thanks for supporting me all the way, although it's hard....but with u guys, I'm not alone.....
I'm so happy....

Okie....I lied again......
I just changed the the figure in the code.....it just that simple.......
actually, my blog just worth $5,080.86...
How pathetic........ T____T.......

The Simpsons........

2007-07-13T10:36:00.000+08:00

Nowadays, all movie that showing soon must do something to promote it.
Like "Transformers", they have an online autobots battle game which I posted about it b4......
Very interesting and those autobots are cool!

"The Simpsons" did a great job in this too...

They have "The Simpsons" statue display at the cinema...

Then the famous Homer Simpson was stolen....

Stolen by two college students, believed to be over-exuberant fans of "The Simpsons" ...
They were recorded on closed-circuit television cameras.

Tracked down by the police and finally Homer backed home...
:D

And I discovered this.....
You can create ur own Simpson avatar....
Play some small games...
and explore around the Simpsons world..
I created an avatar for myself..
I think it has all the features I have....
Thick eyebrows, rectangle shape spec, spiky hair ..

Okie.....I lied on the figure.....I'm not that macho......:P
But from the selection available, this one best fits me..not too skinny, not that fat....:D

......looks like me or not har~~~

And if u look closely to the 1st pics....u will notice something wrong there....
Can u see that??

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"Where is the remote control???"

Good news!! Blind man now can drive too....

2007-07-12T10:31:00.000+08:00

If he can drive like this, why not to blind ? Right? (^ v ^) Y

o___O||| So sticky kah??!!

2007-07-12T09:37:00.000+08:00

Quite interesting and impressive to what we, males, can do.....LOLx.

Priceless

2007-07-11T08:02:00.001+08:00

<( =_____=|||)> So...... embarrassing....

What's your daemon??

2007-07-10T10:44:00.000+08:00

I am Assertive, solitary, shy, fickle and spontaneous...

I own Snow Leopard Daemon.

What's urs?

Fact but not a fact

2007-07-09T16:43:00.000+08:00

This morning when I was reading this and his comment....It remind me something....something I find it quite scary....It can be lethal weapon...

What I was talking about is that....we human sometimes will be fooled by our eyes....
For example in this case: It is a small mouse, yeah...one of it leg crushed by the glass window....but does it really make any difference?? It still a dirty and disease spreading creature and it can actually bring disaster (Spoiling all ur wires, ur precious stuff and my maid actually bitten by rat when she slept at nite!Scary right...)
So, just because it's small...we show some mercy to it...

Same thing actually applies to others...in real life.....
Another example...A boxer, strong, offensive and threatening. He won in lots of matches and one day, he felt in love with a pretty young lady...As normal, they dated, they in love and they make love. The next day, the young lady reported to the police and claimed that she was rapped by the famous boxer. She provided the skin tissue as DNA evidence, she even got his "stuff" in her body. She cried, she kept herself away from ppl, she even tried to commit suicide..
The boxer with great future, suddenly lost everything....his career and his life...ended up committed a crime and jailed.

One more example, a big dog is chasing another small dog....The owner of the small dog was so afraid that the small little dog will get hurt and everyone around took some branches or sticks and beaten up the big dog. The big dog was beaten till dead and one small kid asked his mother :" Mom, y they beaten up the big dog? I saw the small dog bite the big dog first....It's unfair that so many of us attacking the big dog...."

OK....now back to real life....Now can u get what I mean in "It can be a lethal weapon" now?
Sometimes I really feel like, become a guys, males are not easy and safe anymore nowadays.
Yes, I do admit that most of the time....many cases that females really need protection. I never denied that. In fact, looking at those laws that protecting women, I totally agreed on that!
But, sometimes when u think in another way round....when everything seems like tend to one side, aren't it's now become a bit dangerous??

Example again....A female colleague is competing with a male colleague in their work. One day, the female colleague claims that the male colleague molested her at the night, both of them worked till late nite yesterday. After investigation, the male colleague found not guilty cos no prove saying that he did that.
Who wins and who loses in this case? The male colleague wins?? The female colleague loses??
Although proven that the male is not guilty, but how superior sees this?? How others see this?
Think about that.....

***I'm not trying to offense anyone or not pointing to any side....just that, sometimes....this scares me.....
Wishing to get some feedback here :D***

Wrong.....

2007-07-08T22:59:00.000+08:00

Anti-G*ay

2007-07-06T22:04:00.000+08:00

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To post this comic, I struggled for some time......
Cos it's a bit X-rated and......I can say.....the ending is a bit "not acceptable" by most ppl...
or should I say "disgust"..
Anyway...this is my drawing and no exception to this too...I wanna share it out here....

Ehm....Hope u guys enjoy lar~~ :D

I am Optimus Prime!!!!

2007-07-04T09:01:00.000+08:00

Transformers Generation One Personality Test

You are Optimus Prime! You are a natural born leader, brave and selfless and you will fight to the bitter end for peace and freedom. You have extensive knowledge in just about everything from art to the art of war.
You would be a better leader if you were more ruthless, but then you just wouldn't be Optimus Prime. Roll out with your bad self!
Take this quiz!

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"Name"

2007-07-03T09:12:00.000+08:00

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Then today morning, my colleague told me another story about "name"....
I can't stop laughing here...lolx

[9:04:32 AM] FingerLinkinGood says: juz now my team lead introduce us to another team bside my office
[9:04:45 AM] FingerLinkinGood says: there got 1 indonesian guy name "bondan"
[9:04:55 AM] Guaisaujai says: =______=""
[9:04:58 AM] Guaisaujai says: =))
[9:05:02 AM] Guaisaujai says: (rofl)
[9:05:03 AM] FingerLinkinGood says: yest i keep on hearing de team lead said tis name
[9:05:14 AM] FingerLinkinGood says: but my team lead is from indonesian oso
[9:06:36 AM] FingerLinkinGood says: mayb i need to find his name spelling first
[9:06:44 AM] FingerLinkinGood says: coz i heard they said bondan bondan
[9:07:30 AM] FingerLinkinGood says: huh..later he really "bondan" then i die
[9:07:50 AM] FingerLinkinGood says: i mean name & his character match 2gether

Makes me thinking..........

2007-06-28T14:09:00.000+08:00

**UPDATE** another blog like this..... T__T cried already lar.....

Reading at this makes me really down for quite some time........I can't even concentrate on my work for a moment...
And it makes me thinking.....

Had this chat with my colleague..
.......
sca1lywag: hehe think of what
guaisaujai: ???
guaisaujai: spent less time with them lor
sca1lywag: u stay ing with them?
guaisaujai: ya
sca1lywag icic
sca1lywag: r u close to them?
guaisaujai: ya........
sca1lywag: good la
sca1lywag: just worry huh
guaisaujai: u'r not?
sca1lywag: hmm got la.. a bit
sca1lywag: now less
sca1lywag: what happens will happen
sca1lywag: cannot change it
sca1lywag: if u worry also no use
........

I think he get me wrong....
What I'm thinking after reading that is not that.....that ....Ya~~it's a fact that our parents for sure will leave us one day.....but
What I'm thinking is....

"how much time u spent with ur parents?? "
"Do u really appreciate every moment u have with them? "
"Are they happy? "
"Do u talk with them recently?"

Ask urself.......

They provide us a nice and comfortable growing environment.....
They take care of us all the time.....
They cook for us....they give us chance to study...
All these.....sometimes we just like "getting used to it" and take it as they "should" provide us these stuff....No appreciation at all...
Do we really appreciate what they did??
Are they really should provide all these to u??

When u grown up, u can live by urself....
U go another country for working....
U go other place for studying....
U move out and not staying with them....
U really excited on what u have now and what in front of u.....
U have frens....work......life........
Do u stop down and look back? Think who gave all these to u?

U want to spend more time with them now, talk with them, treat them nice, care about them now or....u want start regretting for not doing all these when they not around anymore?

I can't write sentimentally....and I'm not sure whether u guys get what i mean.....
but.....that post really makes me.....think.

Good and Bad........food

2007-06-25T14:43:00.000+08:00

These few days, I went to few new restaurants that I never tried their food before...some good...some bad.....real bad!

1) The spicy soup (辣汤) and "flower vulture" chicken(花雕鸡)

This restaurant is located in seri kembangan, when we reached, only few people were eating there.
They providing 2 places for u to have ur lunch, with air-con and w/o air-con.
Of cos, we picked the with air-con space.
After we ordered the food....we can see people keep comin to this restaurant...all seats occupied....people standing around and waiting for the seats....
It looks like this restaurant is super famous!! Newspaper that published about their food sticked everywhere...

Yes, undeniable their foods are pretty nice! With RM7 per pax, they serve quite nice and delicious food..
The spicy soup is not really that spicy but once u drink u feel really warm from inside ur body.
The "flower vulture" chicken, some say a bit too salty but i find it just nice, nice to eat with white rice and they actually can serve me white rice with the sauce, I probably can finish two bowl of rice. :P

Oh ya, a friendly reminder if u plan to try their foods.....
If u r "hot" recently (in chinese means 热气, getting fever, ulcer...easily during this period), PLEASE plan to try their foods next time...it surely will make u feel "hotter" and I actually not feeling so well after ate the spicy soup. Headache and a bit fever. Keep filled myself with tons of water.....

2) Gohtong Jaya's seafood restaurant

They stated they are the "economic" seafood restaurant....
Compare to the restaurant beside them, they actually got lots of customers while the other shop just keep staring at them.....
Another way to recognize this shop is....their Tauke niu (Lady boss) has.....has....
extraordinary super huge unbelievable big boobies...........
She definitely is the kind that "Men can't handle".
8 of us, went in and ordered 3 kind of noodles and 1 vege.

The famous and chef recommended "Claypot Prawn glass noodle".
The famous "Froggie (田鸡)MeeHoon".
a normal "Kwong Tung style noodle" and a "Belancan vegetable".

Because we only have 8 people, 3 guys and 5 gals...we requested the big boobies tauke niu to adjust the portion for us....
She replied " No problem, if not enough then only add later ya!"
"OK, thanks ya tauke niu!"

o_____O!!!!
How come all so big portion wan???!!!How can we finish that???!!!
"I thought we already told her that adjust for us wat~~"

So, as expected, we can't finish the foods...such a waste.....
"Bill please tauke niu"

o______O!!!!
"Please tell me I'm dreaming"
"No u're not!!"
RM62 for the meehoon and RM48 for the glass noodle....
Swear to god I never seen meehoon and go up to RM60++ and glass noodle for RM48!!

"How many people for one of these?"
"8 lor"
"8!! 3 of these will become 24 people eating ya?! Do we have 24 people here???"
".........the total is RM141.00"
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OK....so if u wanna earn ppl money, u dunhave to do so lar! This way is so......bitchy!!
We already mentioned that help us to arrange the portion!
When we questioned back her do we have 24 people here, she just can't answer that...
No wonder her boobies so damn huge...keep "sucking" ur blood!

No doubt, I blacklisted this restaurant and swear to god i will never waste my money there again. U guys should take my advice and not to "throw" ur money there...

Happy +1 to YW

2007-06-25T13:24:00.000+08:00

Autobots...Transform!!! Dea dea dea dea dea......

2007-06-25T08:53:00.000+08:00

Recently I was crazy on this online game....
Not to say this is the best online game....but it's little bit better than others because it's really cool!
Transformers!!! I love this!!
When I was a small kid, really damn wish that I'm one of those autobots that can transform into cool stuff..(not owning them, but one of them)
That's y, every time after the show, i played "Transformer" with my brother...

How I transform? Easy, 1st squat down, then put ur hands at side or if u like, put ur hand in fornt ur head and form ur palm like u r praying, then knee down and Wala....a drill machine that ur hand can actually spinning left and right like drilling and attack ppl...
Cool right??

This game is really cool....how cool is it? U can pick one of the chevy autobots that each of them has different ability..

I like the Impala autobot the most cos it's in all black and with sword...like ninja, and his characteristic is well-balanced.
And dun forget to get ur 1st upgrade onece u choose ur autobots...

They have ranking for this game, as usual for all types of online game, but I read from a forum mentions that the 1st #200 or #2000 can get 2 free tickets on the movie "Transformers" that coming soon showing in all over the world.

OK...back to the game...
The 1st picking of the autobots is not that important because u can switch to any autobots as u like afterward.

U can accept challenges from others or u can challenge anyone u like, but just max 10 challenges for a day, the reset time is about at 3p.m, then u can challenge another 10.

Each fight u can pick ur 5 moves and opponent will pick their 5 moves too...

Then it will automatically calculate the damages done and decides who wins or loses.
I will just skip to the result cos the fighting animation is kinda boring...

Just simple flash animation with flashing scene behind to make it more...."OHM"!

Here's some little tricks when u play this game and u challenge a drone.
These are their weaknesses and just keep attacking at their weakness and u for sure u will win!

Glacier : Torso
Plasma : Arms
Vortex : Legs
Shock : Head

Remember...just keep attacking their weakness...
See what best moves u have and use that move to attack them...

Personally I prefer to fight a drone rather than accept challenges from others...cos it can keep my ranking high..:D

"Is that fun?? Just fight with stupid drone and not challenging others????"

Hehe....who told u that u can only create one autobot for urself......

Feel free to challenge me... guaisaujai@yahoo.com
type in this email and u can challenge me if u dare to do so....muahahahahah!

Shocking fact!!

2007-06-19T16:02:00.000+08:00

Eat one "Bak Zhang" = eat one bowl of rice plus meat

Eat one "Bak Zhang" with vegetable = calories that u need in one meal...

Can u imagine the calories behind?

Happy Dragon Boat Festival....

T . A . G . G . E . D

2007-06-15T14:43:00.000+08:00

I was tagged by EPL !!
I understand how this 'TAG' stuff works... from jasonphoon.
He was tagged by someone then in return u can tag someone back.

Anyway, in case someone that going to be tagged by me, dunno how this stuff works....here's the explanation:

游戏规矩
举办人出问题（不准令人难堪的问题），然后再 Tag 人（例如 5 位）
被 Tag 到的人必须在各自的 Blog 回答相关，然后各自再出问题再 Tag 另外 5 个人（不可以重复一样的人或重复问题）
Game Rules
No embarrassing or insulting questions can be made. Then once u receive the tag, must answer all questions and u can start tagging ppl...for example 5 persons. The person that receives the tag must post the answer in their blog and u now can create few questions to tag another 5 persons ( no repetition of ppl or questions allowed.)

Okie...let's start.....let's see what EPLs' questions:-

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1.现在最想见到谁？为什么？
Who's the most u wish to see right now, at this moment and y?
Borat :Pamela!!!! Cos my name is Borat Sagdiyev and I from Kazakhstan, hallo, my name is Borat and I came all the way to see her..She's beautiful and big breast, i wanto fuck her...

Ehm....Eason Chan! =___=" Hahaha...I know I know...Sure u guys think that's a bit gayish but....ya...I'm his super fans. I like almost all his songs and really wish I can sing like him.

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2.你会先留意异性的哪个部位？为什么？
Which part will u pay attention to the opposite sex and y?
Borat : The inner beauty...1....2....3...4....5, NOT!! Is breast!! B.R.E.A.S.T! I wanto c the p_ _ sy 1st but I can't.

Good one...ehm....legs I guess.... I think gals with nice...long....legs kinda sexy.

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3.如果你上完大号后，厕所什么都没有。。没水也没厕纸，你会怎样解决？
U done ur "big business", then notice there's nothing in toilet, no paper no water, what will u do?
Borat : Easy,in Kazakhstan we just leave it there, tear off when it gets dry.. or collect ur saliva then clean it... ^v^

Ok....
use handkerchief if u have one, otherwise use socks,
no socks and handkerchief, use underpants lor...
As long as I can clean it......

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4.走在路上，如果有一袋很臭的垃圾袋从天降落在你头上，你会怎样？
While walking on the street, a stinky plastic bag drop on ur head, what will u do?
Borat : I will collect it in my bag cos it's stink and I think my wife will love it. I cannot find any souvenir for her..

.....just throw it away immediately and rush to the nearest toilet!

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5.有一天，路上有个陌生的异性突然赏你一巴掌，你会怎样？
One day, on the road, an opposite sex slaps u without any warning, what will u do?
Borat : I think she in love with me..she wants me so bad.. And in return I give her a fuck, fair?

It depends, pretty wan...will try to understand y she slapped me, I'm sure there's a reason....Then mayb we can talk about it in a coffee shop, we chat...i joke and she happy...sure she enjoy to be with me...then she falls in love with me, and we have great moments together.... Then we kiss.....we touch..... Ekhem....what's ur question again? Oh....she's ugly...ok...well....God Damn It! what the fuck are u doin!!! Get lost u bitch!!!

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Hiu~~ at last, my turn ^v^!

Questions as below:
1) What's the weirdest or stupidest or craziest or LAMEest thing that u ever did?
2) Fairy now allows u to change one part of ur body to become whatever u wish for..slimmer? longer? bigger??? Ehm...sounds wrong...anyway...which part and how you want it becomes?
3)Ehm...ok...which part will you pay attention to the same sex when u 1st look at him/her??
4)OK...i really running out of questions here....With no law restricted...what u want to do the most at this moment?

Fine....just 4 questions....really dunno what to ask.....

OK..when u see ur name here, please dun run away and answer those questions:
1)sca1lywag
2)shadowcaster
3) JO (yes, u....)
4)jasonphoon (:P sorry...as present for u b4 u fly far far away..hehehe)

Sorry guys....

MD great success...

2007-06-14T09:09:00.000+08:00

During free breakfast promotion....

After......

Good morning.....