Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Lunch story...

Today just few of us went out for lunch, others all busying with sth, so we planned to eat "Hou Liu" (nice stuff)

We went to secret recipe to have our lunch.
Below are some photos taken for our lunch today...




All the waitress in secret recipe were looking at us like dunno we are from which jungle and non-stop snapping photos before eat.

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On the way back to office by shutter bus (actually just from the parking to the entrance but too hot and lazy to walk), I heard the Ai FM (mandarin radio station) was having a program that discuss on sex education. I was the only one notice about that and told another female colleague that understand mandarin about that. She started teasing me and said:

"How come u always so sensitive on those relates to sex wan??hahaha"
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Yalu....the police should just hire me to assist them."
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Y??"
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Because I'm so damn sensitive on sex rated stuff and can assist them in banishing blue film pirated VCD wat~like a detector, better than those dogs.."

Hey gals, u should be happy when u know that ur partner is interested and feel excited in sex!
Else, u should start worry about that, whether:
1) ur partner is a GAY! or
2) u r not sexy to him anymore and just a fat ugly "object" to him and he rather prefer DIY himself.

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Then I heard one of my colleague said someone can actually "colored" the poop...
Not sure drinking some extract stuff and...Ta Da....blue color poop!
I think....this idea is not bad wat~
C...everyday ur poop will be almost the same boring color, with no mercy u just flush ur poop poop away.
How if one day that u actually can control the poop color, at least u will give more attention (mayb 3 secs?) to ur poop poop and say "Bye" then flush away. Every morning start with a colorful scene.
Then u can do sth like....
"Tomolo I feel like wanna get green poop", so there u get ur green poop.
"Hmm..green is boring, how bout orange!", walah...orange color poop.

And when u get a rainbow poop, it means u need to eat more vegetables.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

what the heck man...hahahhahahhaha..rainbow colored poop

guaisaujai said...

good...u understand what i mean...hehehe...u know, some dun understand why when rainbow colored should consume more fiber....
They just dun get it.