Thursday, July 26, 2007

First time.....

One day, on D way to have lunch with colleagues...

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jolcy : "Hey, when was the 1st time u guys watch porn*o ya?"

jolcy : "I'm sure u guys dun believe that I grow till how old oledi then only watch por*no leh.."

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Okie....interesting topic...

I still remember my 1st time.....
1st time I had a taste of the sweetness of that.......
My 1st time......huhuhuhuhu

Watch blu*e film...


I still remember my 1st time, watching porno, was when I was just a little kid bout 6-8 years old....
And I watched that with a girl female species fren (my gf not happy with that name) that about my age too....


That day, a fren of my mum brought her daughter that about my age paid us a visit. Then my mum and her fren went into the facial room and start doing her business..(My mum used to be a beautician)

Too boring of playing running, chasing, hiding and boring toys…

My girl fren started feel boring and requested to watch TV..

OK lor….

So I went to open every single drawer near the TV rack and finally I found some tape.

Can’t really remember what was the title of the tape but at that time for sure don’t understand what it means…I just understand “Micky Mouse” or “Power Rangers”.

I put in the tape, pressed the ‘Play’ button and the show begins..

“Uhhh…Ahh….That’s great….Arhhhh”

Moaning sounds comin from two women with one man, tangled up on the bed intimate*ly.

That two women playin with the man’s bird bird and they seem like enjoying that…


She asked me:” What are they doin?”

Me: “I have no idea.”


Instinct told me that I should stop playin that tape + that really NOISSSYYY!!

I stopped it, ran to my mum and told my mum about that weird show.

She asked to take that tape to her room and go play other stuff with my fren..

The next thing I remember about this……That nite, I heard my bro was screaming and canning sounds…Ouch!

That was my 1st time….How sweet…. :)

10 comments:

〤Ecl!5oNz™〤 said...

wow...
wat a sweat 1st time memory... XD

guaisaujai said...

Com'on, let's share 1st time experience..hahahaha...

婷婷** said...

Ok la... U r the winner!!! Won so young~ muahahahaha.....

Albert Yap said...

hahahaha....what a poor brother of yours being set up by this young cute innocent looking brother....LOL

Eileen said...

Cant remember... I am so old... I cant recall my young times... my 1st time watching porn... haha

guaisaujai said...

婷婷 --> How about u wor..watched b4? Dun tell me u never watched b4 cos I wont believe wan!

Albert Yap --> That's y it's really a mission impossible for me to get/search any porno from him now, he is extra careful with this now.. ..muahahaha...

princess eileen --> Please lar~ 1st time memory wont erased just liddat! Sure u remember wan..haha..wonder is it all gals also shy in telling ppl about this (except jolcy who started this topic 1st :P)

baggie said...

LOL... swt big time... u burst your koko's bubble ngahaha....

婷婷** said...

Walao... my face chopped that I watched b4 meh???
I wont tell u wan.. blekkk :P

Anonymous said...

walau eh, i make ur brother kena cane...teruk la...

guaisaujai said...

calvin's wife aka evie --> No wonder we both not so close lar~So sorry burst his bubble~hahaha...

婷婷 --> Dun Bluff lar! I believe most gals watched b4 too wan! Right evie~huhuhu

icalvyn --> I feel bad too~haha..if got chance...pay him back lor...share out my collection too lor...