Thursday, October 18, 2007

True facts...

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  • The nice men are ugly.

  • The handsome men are not nice.

  • The handsome and nice men are gay.

  • The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

  • The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men have no money.

  • The men who are not so handsome, but are nice and have money think women are only after their money.

  • The handsome men without money are after your money.

  • The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think you are beautiful enough.

  • The men who think you are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

  • The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual are shy and never make the first move.

  • Then men who never make the first move, will lose interest in you when you take the initiative.


  • So..........

    If you have a partner now, appreciate what you have...
    else....Good Luck...if you believe you can turn a gay into a "straight" guy.

    7 comments:

    Eileen said...

    *raise hand*

    Which category are you in, guaisaujai? *wicked laugh*

    guaisaujai said...

    princess eileen -->

    I am "nice, handsome and have some money and THANK GOD heterosexual gorgeous and brilliant yet gentleman and 世上难求(hard to get) god send" man.

    But sorry..not available already... :P

    Anonymous said...

    hey bro. can you show me how you added the small pic on the blog site address bar. the red image. mine is showing the orange 'B' blogger logo..

    Unknown said...

    :D :D

    Eileen said...

    ........

    I also not interested in you... *vomit lunch out*

    jhayxon moch said...

    i surely hope that i'm not in any of those described!

    Anonymous said...

    I agree with u...but i still dono wic category i in...
    probably a bit coward and shy...poor and not handsome